This is an overdue post that I should have made last week. However, it’s better late than never so here it is, for our own entertainment. Let me present to you, McDough Hamburger Buns. I saw this at Mom’s place and I took a picture of it using my camphone. And I just cannot help but laugh by reading the prelude “D’ Original”. Hmmm, how original can they get? Yeah, they’ve just “spoofed” McDonald’s.

Some eBay tripper slash loser has been selling two items. The first item is an empty toilet paper roll. The item is located beside a toilet bowl. The item description are as follows:

ANOTHER EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

SEE PHOTO FOR EXACT DETAILS & DESCRIPTION.

PAPER HOLDER NOT INCLUDED.

WINNING BIDDER MUST CONTACT ME WITHIN 12 HOURS TO ARRANGE THE DETAILS OF THE EXCHANGE.

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE FORM OF PAYMENT WILL BE:

** AUTHENTIC, BRAND NEW,

** CRISPY & SEQUENTIAL

** 100-PESO “ARROVO” BILLS.

THANK YOU & HAPPY BIDDING! c”, )

And his second item is a cat-like creature from the island of Borneo. Also, he demands that only 100-peso Arrovo bills must be the denomination for payment. And who would pay using a soon-to-be Collector’s item? No one would do that of course.

We have this “Monito Monita” (or Kris Kringle or whatever you call it) in the office. We’re having Something Glossy for tomorrow and the price should be worth something 50 Pesos. But in times like this (that is for the sake of the Christmas spirit amidst the state of the Philippine economy), would you care to spend 50 Pesos and beyond? Would they know that it is 50 Pesos worth? Would they know that it is recycled?

What is something glossy? According to Dictionary.Com, glossy is being referred to as ” Having a smooth, shiny, lustrous surface”.

Without further ado my friends, listed below are my gift ideas for something glossy.

1. aluminum foil (optional: bundle it with a sandwich)
2. cellophane (optional: bundle it with yema or polvoron)
3. old FHM magazines for the guys and old Cosmopolitan mags for the girls
4. an ultra blurred picture of you that is printed on glossy paper (for those who want to be future detectives)
5. specially made origami using art paper (for those who is appreciative of art)
6. a letter inside a box wrapped with foil
7. a blank CD recordable or DVD recordable

Care to add something here? Hehe!

Before I was able to use the Ladies CR at Shell here in Better Living, I asked for the key from the Select cashier first. Then, I was told to go to the gasoline station cashier since the key was not with her. Then, I politely asked for the key from the cashier. She then gave me this key with an unusually large key chain. When I got it I could not help but react. Hehehe! When I got inside the Ladies restroom, I immediately took a picture of it. Hehe!

Taking pictures of signs that seems funny to me is just one of my hobbies. Harbest Edible Garden is located at SM Megamall Building A. I just wonder if what they harvest is really the best. What do you think? Hmmm…

Thanks to Toni, who belongs to Blogkadahan, for suggesting a fairly interesting site to visit. It’s a StripGenerator where it’s interface is designed in Macromedia Flash. It allows you to drag and drop characters, objects and bubbles. The generated comic strip is in Flash format. I just made a screen capture of the comic strip since it seems that there are really a lot of people trying it out. You may view mine also at this page.

Me So Corny shirt at People are People for 499 bucks!

The traditional Midnight Madness at Glorietta usually falls on a payday. However, the payday should be on a Friday because people who usually work around Makati would stop by first at Glorietta to enjoy some amount of what they’ve worked hard for. Just this afternoon, I just went malling with some friends. We just shooted some hoops at TimeZone until our arms were tired already. Of course that was readily proven by the deterioration of my performance (which is inversely proportional over time). And that is from 39 points (first set) down to 13 points (4th set). After breathing a little, I tried playing Time Crisis 3 which is a very violent game because you just keep shooting on anyone and reload your gun everytime it’s needed. Even though it’s violent, playing the game would enhance your hand and eye coordination (also include the foot because you have to press the pedal from time to time to reload your gun). (more…)

Happy Birthday Noodles at SuperBowl

I didn’t know that pancit has another meaning aside from its usual connotation that it is a dish that’s usually served during birthdays (Happy Birthday Noodles). As what have my fellow cubicle dweller told me, pancit, in terms of a romantic relationship, means that a certain party is under. It’s either the other party is the law while the other party is under the law. A statement from someone like, “Hindi ako pancit, ako ang batas!” would definitely mean that the person is indeed a pancit in denial especially if the person consumes enough alcohol to give him/her hallucinations that he/she is indeed the law.