I was always on the look for funny signs and that started when I got a forwarded e-mail years ago on funny signs. Thus, I took the opportunity of taking the pictures of those signs so that I could share it with you. Even before we arrived at Cebu Pensione House, I saw a certain Korean restaurant just in front of it. If you happen to watch Korean telenovelas, then you’ll probably recognize it.

Yes my dear friends, it’s Winter Sonata and my younger sister watches it that’s why the bells rang when I saw it. (more…)

This is just amongst the scanned letters made by children which was forwarded to me via e-mail. This one in particular got me laughing. I was instantly reminded by the playing-to-be-innocent type of questions that were made up for having the ultimate laugh trip experience or a creative manner of releasing stress and or tension. Have you had any experience hearing from a child some set of innocent questions?

I’ve been to Ace Hardware at SM last week to check out the pepper sprays available. Unfortunately, I have few choices where the one that I bought is Mighty Mace and the other one that I would like to call as “pepper spray” (read it in an eeny weeny voice to create more impact). Mighty Mace is twice bigger than the “pepper spray” and it is 100 bucks lower. The only thing that I could find cute about the “pepper spray” (aside from its breath spray like size) is the noticeable leather casing. Apparently, it’s pink and it’s funky. However, Mighty Mace won my heart not because of the price but by the words written like, “Use it for Other Bad Elements”. Well, aside from the notorious “other bad elements” listed, there are also muggers, holdappers and many others are included.

Last Friday, I was just playing with the stress ball. Then, I put it on my desk after my going back to my childish ways ritual. You see, this kind of ritual makes me feel younger and let’s face it, we’re getting older and older each day and a 5-minute ritual like this makes me feel good and erm… stress-free. Then, my seatmate in the office told me to look at the ball. Read more to get surprised where it was located after putting it on the desk. (more…)

It has been almost 6 months since I started working in Makati where I ride a shuttle in the morning passing by in front of Don Bosco Makati. It is only recently that I have noticed something that has turned my sleepy mornings to lively mornings. As we were passing by in front of Don Bosco Makati, I saw this particular laundry shop. Obviously, it has caught my attention because of the subliminal meaning in its name. The name of the said laundry shop is “Let’s Talk Dirty”. On the left side of it’s name is a drawing of a face of a lady that seems to have a seductive kind of look. Along the side where “Let’s Talk Dirty” is located is a restaurant named as Tom Cruz Grille. I’ve heard of this before from some of my friends but it is only recently that I got to see the location. This should be under the restaurants directory. under the spoofs category. And I’m wondering if a certain Tomas Cruz or Thomas or a certain Tommy owns the said restaurant. Any ideas?

Have you ever thought of this? What if there is such a thing as Printer Olympics? I guess there’ll be something like a Standing Long Jump. The contest mechanics is that you just have to print and the printer with the paper ejected to the farthest location, then that printer should be the champion. This is going to be fun I tell you. Turn on your printer and set it to print at the lowest quality possible. Remember, the faster the printer is running, the farther the destination of the paper will be. The best thing about it is that you do not need to be in an oval. You just need to be in a room with a computer and electricity of course. And you do not need to be under the heat of the sun while getting your printer ready. The next competition should be dubbed as the 100-paper dash. All the printers are loaded with 100 sheets of paper where each should print 100 copies of a page full of text. The first printer who finished with all 100 sheets of paper printed will be the winner of the said competition. The same thing should go for the 500-paper dash and the 1000-paper dash. But if they’ll be putting up a swimming competition for printers then they should make it waterproof. For now, it will be impossible unless you’ll rename the said competition as Drown Me First competition. They should divide it to flyweight, lightweight and heavyweight categories. Can you think of any other sport that can be associated with printers?

The effects of turning off your audibles would be outrageous and could create hilarious results. That is most especially when you forgot that it is turned off. And if you forgot that it is turned off you may have hallucinations that your friend’s Yahoo Messenger is being possessed or you could possibly think that there’s a weird impostor accessing his or her Yahoo ID. Then, you may think that your friend is drugged or is drunk that he or she would type some silly things. Read more to catch a glimpse of the conversation. (more…)

I am a coffee drinker. I can live without alcoholic beverages or softdrinks. I may survive without caffeine content in my system for a day. But for a whole week? Hell no! I can drink coffee from McDonald’s without a creamer but certainly not without sugar. And every time I do that, I experience unnecessary shaking (of my hands) and if I drink a Starbucks Coffee of the day even with milk on it, I palpitate after a few hours of drinking. I can drink coffee and night and still manage to sleep right after and that is if and only if it is an instant coffee. (more…)