Some eBay tripper slash loser has been selling two items. The first item is an empty toilet paper roll. The item is located beside a toilet bowl. The item description are as follows:

ANOTHER EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

SEE PHOTO FOR EXACT DETAILS & DESCRIPTION.

PAPER HOLDER NOT INCLUDED.

WINNING BIDDER MUST CONTACT ME WITHIN 12 HOURS TO ARRANGE THE DETAILS OF THE EXCHANGE.

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE FORM OF PAYMENT WILL BE:

** AUTHENTIC, BRAND NEW,

** CRISPY & SEQUENTIAL

** 100-PESO “ARROVO” BILLS.

THANK YOU & HAPPY BIDDING! c”, )

And his second item is a cat-like creature from the island of Borneo. Also, he demands that only 100-peso Arrovo bills must be the denomination for payment. And who would pay using a soon-to-be Collector’s item? No one would do that of course.